Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Phyllis, Look Out, We Are One Step Closer!

So today, I e-mailed Ruth ( I believe Ruth to be Phyllis's BFF. I would imagine they were in a sorority together, and Ruth opted to be a mere housewife after 53253 years of schooling that cost appx. $1.2 million, adjusted for inflation. She now is P's secretary, and lives in the servant quarters of P's home, since her husband died and her children have abandoned her because they are spoiled little snots. She likes to knit mittens for her car, Mrs. Wiggles). Anyway - I digress.

Right now Ruth and I are finding a day when ours and P's schedules coincide. She responded to me very promptly, which I was impressed with - about 15 minutes. Right now, I believe Ruth is on lunch. Since P is out of town, lecturing, Ruth is allowed to take a longer lunch, and drink the expensive British tea P got imported and shipped on an antique war ship, in a tea kettle and cup that belonged to Jefferson Davis.

1 comment:

It's JESSICA! said...

WHAT? x infinity!!!!! Of all nights for AIM to not work! That is so exciting!