Get Ready, Phyllis

Today my poli sci prof said that if Kalani and I could video tape an interview with Phyllis Schlafly, it could replace our paper. As such, Kalani had found Phyllis's address and phone number, and we are on the move. We plan to arrive on horseback, so as to thuroughly impress Phyllis, and we hope that perhaps we can handle her beloved golden eagle pin. If we can pull this sh*t off, it will be the accomplishment of a lifetime. Maybe not a lifetime, but, it will be a highlight to be sure. Also, we will make t-shirts that say "Phyllis is my homegirl" on it. I'm so excited I could wet myself right here and now. Plus, that would mean no paper. But mostly it means I would get to meet Phyllis Schlafly aaaaaand we can die happy. We are so determined to make this happen. Also, Brenden (Coors Light Hat Guy) will be our camera man. It's goin down guys, it's goin down.