I do. I don't believe that he did all of the things he claimed to do. There just are not enough daylight hours in a day. I guess thats why HE invented daylight savings time, so he could have more time to pretend like he did things he didn't do. You taught yourself five languages when you were a child - REALLY, Benjamin Franklin? Really?? According to your Wikipedia page, you invented the lightening rod, glass harmonica, bifocals, and the flexible urinanry catheter, among others. They also say you invented the concept of "pay it forward". Really, Ben? Because I know for a face that Haley Joel Osment invented that - IMDB that sh*t, Ben. I bet you will take credit for Facebook, next. Riddle me this, Ben... if you had ALL this time to invent ALL this stuff and do ALL of these things, how did you have time to cheat on your wife with so many French hookers?
The moral of the story is... Ben Franklin = liar.
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