Heyy Reader (Jessica). So, I've been pretty emo today, getting down on myself b/c I have no direction in life. I have no idea what I am going to do. I keep trying to think of possible careers, and realize that I don't have any marketable skills. As such, I am making this list of my skills, which are all, oddly enough, unmarketable
Kendyl's (unmarketable) Skills:
1. Making the occasional funny
2. Scooping ice cream
3. Acquiring insane amounts of knowledge about television and movies
4. Drinking large quantities of coffee and holding my bladder for many hours after
5. Writing a 10 page paper the night before and getting a solid B
6. Spending money to help the economy in times of an ever looming recession
7. Filling printer paper (and nothing more!)
8. Communicating with the canine species
9. Facebooking
10. Making people think I am smart by using knowledge acquired on scripted television programs
11. Exercising
12. Deeming who should and should not have their face engraved on American money
13. Politely turning down dates
14. Making improper jokes at inappropriate times
15. Filling in crosswords with rediculous answers and then convincing people that they are correct
16. Rhyming
17. Always using my turn signal
18. Sleeping with my eyes open
19. Fixing peoples problems other than my own
20. Finding fun new ways to incorporate Baracks name into every day life
21. Making lists
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I don't feel as if I am qualified to give advice on this matter, amiga, as I have the same problem. The only thing I can say is let it be and see how things turn out?
Kendyl- this is how I chose my major, I took stock in things I am good at then I chose what things I can put up with and things that I won't take. I took a good look at your list and came up with one idea, and my default that I tell people who are confused with their life. So you should either be a movie/tv critic or a drug mule.
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