Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The Potomac Primaries Have Been Baracked

Will it ever get old? I don't think so. DC, Maryland, and Virginia, all to Barack - and by pretty large margins, too. 75% in DC, 60% in Maryland and 64% in Virginia. Go cry, Hillary, we know you are capable. Right now I am watching Andy report on it, along with a lot of "political strategists". I think that that is what I will choose for my career, or at least it's an option. I also want to be a superdelegate. Do you get paid for that shit? Let's ask Bill Clinton

They just showed a clip of McCain... someone was helping him up the stairs. HELPING HIM UP THE STAIRS. fuck. Also, Mike Huckabee still scares the crap out of me. Give it up already. Jesus. Not you, though, Ron Paul. Don't ever quit. Ever.

Also, I can't stop eating these peanut butter M&Ms. They are too delish. Also, CNN, stop trying to make your shows technologically savvy. No more touch screens, no more cardboard pieces that magically make pie charts. Just show me a fucking picture of a bar graph.

2 comments:

Jigga G-witz said...

Dear Kendyl,
Let's be boat ferry drivers on the Potomac.

It's JESSICA! said...

Peanut butter M&Ms are my absolute favorite. I can't even buy them because if I do I eat the entire bag no matter what size it is. Seriously. They are so good. And Hilary Clinton should drop out like NOW. I am taking a US Civilization course here and it is amazing, we need to SKYPE so I can tell you about how the French worship my USA political knowledge