Thursday, February 7, 2008

John McCain Makes My Skin Crawl... and Other Fun Stories

Dear Grandpa McCain,
Stop it. Conservatives abound seem to hate you, and yet they vote for you. Glenn Beck hates you, and thats all that counts in my book (my books title: Glenn Beck, Sometimes You Have Valid Points Even Though You Are Conservative). Because I like to get my facts straight, I Wikipedia'd you, Senator, and have compiled a list (<3 lists) of reasons as to why I hate you:
Fact: You were born in the Panama Canal Zone, ergo NOT American. Yea.
Fact: You are OLD
Fact: You flip flop on immigration too much for my taste (my taste = apple pie)
Fact: If elected president, you want to hand out semi-automatic weapons like candy at a parade
Fact: Your wife kind of scares me
Fact: You are NOT Mitt Romney
I hope you were not offended by my list. Actually, no, I hope you were. Good Day,
Sincerely,
Concerned Citizen

In other political news.....

Hillary ran out of moneys. Hill, how are we supposed to get out of the ever looming recession if you can't even manage your campaign finances? Come on!

And in not so political news....
The final 3 will be revealed on Project Runway next week. I keep yelling at my television to Rami to stop draping every g*d damn garment he makes, but he still doesn't listen. If he makes it to Bryant Park, it's going to be a Greek/Roman empire extravaganza for the ages. I hope Christian makes it, so that he can introduce his collection as "The Fierce Collection". I hope Chris makes it to so we can see a collection of pure leopard print.

1 comment:

It's JESSICA! said...

ahh I miss tv. Here all it is is French French French blah.